Tuesday | September 26, 2017

Cling-ons and Other Perils of a Ladies Night Out

Cling-ons and Other Perils of a Ladies Night Out
Getting ready for a night out on the town with your BFF’s is great fun, but someone should have warned you about what stages you go through when you hit the bars and clubs. Let Dubai Night be your 12 steps guide to what happens on a girl’s night out.
 
1. Speed Drinking
You have all worked hard and want to unwind ASAP, so this is when you and your gal pals start hitting the shots like there is no tomorrow.
2. Loud Music
Loud music is all well and good, but save it till after you and your friends have caught up with the latest gossip so you don’t have to shout over a DJ set
3. Cling-ons
We will all have suffered from stage five cling-ons, those ultra annoying guys and gals who just won’t leave us alone. Just be firm, don’t take drinks from people that you don’t want to talk to, and you can always hit the dancefloor of you can’t get shot of them.
4. Demanding Stronger Drinks
The more we drink, the more we want to drink, and it is at this stage of the night that you start telling the barman that there isn’t enough vodka in your drink.
5. Think You Are Dancing Like Beyonce
There comes a stage of every evening when you and your friend start dancing and think that you have turned into Beyonce, when you are more like something from the Walking Dead due to record amounts of cocktails.
6. The Night Starts Getting Messy
You and your girlfriends will have drunk so much that the night may get a little messy, drunk dialling, crying, mascara running down your face, and we haven’t even mentioned other people spilling drinks all over our new clothes.
7. Snoozing Friend
There is always that one friend who cannot hold their liquor and falls asleep on a night out. Just make sure that they get home safe and sound, as you never know, it might be you nest time.
8. Dirty Dancing
At some point there will be some sleazy guy on the dancefloor who insists on bumping and grinding, when you really just wanna push and shove him away.
9. Wing Man Warning
You know the hot guy who has been eyeing up your friend, Dubai Night can guarantee that he will have a wing man, who you will be expected to talk to, even if there is zero chemistry between you both.
10. The Case of the Missing Phone/Bag
One of you will lose your mobile phone or handbag, this is a guarantee. Just remember to check the toilets.
11. Fast Food Now
There you all are, sitting in a taxi home, when someone screams ‘pizza now’! A great night out always ends up with fast food, insert your preference here……
12.The Morning After the Night Before
Next morning you will all be texting and phoning to check that you weren’t too badly behaved and that yes that guy you kissed really was hot, wasn’t he?
 
 
 
 
 
 
 

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